
Move over, Cupid—there’s a new Valentine’s Day icon in town, and he’s armed with a knife instead of arrows. Heart Eyes (2025), a horror-comedy-mystery hybrid, is set to redefine February 14th as a date with dread.
Directed by Josh Ruben (Scare Me) and penned by the twisted minds behind Freaky and Happy Death Day, this slasher flick promises blood-soaked romance and Scream-worthy suspense. Let’s dissect the details, from its chilling plot to its star-studded cast.
Plot: A Valentine’s Nightmare
Valentine’s Day is no longer about roses and chocolates in Heart Eyes. For years, the “Heart Eyes Killer”—a masked murderer with glowing heart-shaped pupils—has terrorized lovers, butchering couples mid-celebration. In 2025, the stakes skyrocket when two coworkers, mistaken for a couple while working late, become the killer’s latest targets.
Their fight for survival spirals into a frenzied chase through Seattle’s fog-drenched streets, blending dark humor with heart-pounding scares. Think Scream meets Cupid’s Revenge, with a dash of workplace rom-com tension.
Key Details at a Glance
- Release Date: February 7, 2025 (U.S. theaters) | Poland: TBA
- Runtime: 90 minutes of terror
- Budget: $21 million (estimated)
- Filming Locations: Auckland, New Zealand (doubling as Seattle)
- Streaming Platform: Theatrical release first; digital/streaming details pending.
The Creative Brains Behind the Bloodshed
- Director: Josh Ruben (known for blending horror and humor in Scare Me)
- Writers: Phillip Murphy, Christopher Landon (Happy Death Day), and Michael Kennedy (Freaky)
- Production: A U.S.-New Zealand co-production, leveraging Auckland’s moody landscapes.
Meet the Cast: Who’s Who (and Who Might Die?)
- Jordana Brewster (Fast & Furious) – Role TBA (rumored to play a detective)
- Devon Sawa (Final Destination) – Likely a doomed romantic lead
- Olivia Holt as Ally – The coworker thrust into survival mode
- Mason Gooding (Scream VI) – Potential comic relief or victim?
- Gigi Zumbado (Coyote) – Another target in the killer’s crosshairs
- Latham Gaines (The Cult) as Nico – Mysterious character with possible ties to the killer
With this mix of horror veterans and rising stars, expect sharp performances and plenty of scream-worthy twists.
Why Heart Eyes Stands Out
- Holiday Horror Reinvented: Valentine’s Day joins Halloween and Christmas as a backdrop for terror.
- Meta Humor: Writers Landon and Kennedy are known for genre-blending wit.
- Visual Flair: The killer’s heart-eyed mask is already iconic—merchandising, anyone?
When and Where to Watch
Mark your (blood-stained) calendars: Heart Eyes hits U.S. theaters on February 7, 2025, just in time for Valentine’s week. International release dates, including Poland, remain under wraps. While streaming platforms haven’t been confirmed, Sony Pictures Releasing’s involvement hints at eventual availability on services like Netflix or Hulu post-theatrical run.
Final Teaser
Will the coworkers survive the night? Does the killer’s motive tie into twisted romance? And will anyone dare to date again after watching? Heart Eyes aims to make audiences scream—and maybe chuckle—in equal measure.
Call to Action
Are you brave enough to watch Heart Eyes this Valentine’s Day? Share your theories about the killer’s identity below!
Quick Facts
- Alternate Titles: Heart Eyes Movie, Heart Eyes (2025)
- Language: English
- Genre Blend: Comedy-Horror-Mystery (perfect for date-night thrills).
Stay tuned for updates on box office numbers and streaming releases.