On a bleak Christmas Eve in Baltimore, a dental emergency becomes the unlikely catalyst for a connection that defies expectations. The Baltimorons follows Cliff, a man gingerly navigating his first days of sobriety, whose world is upended not by withdrawal, but by a charming and unconventional dentist. What begins as a root canal evolves into an impromptu, city-wide adventure, proving that sometimes the best way to find yourself is to get a little lost with someone else.

This tender, witty indie comedy features a stellar ensemble cast that brings the quirky charm of Baltimore to life. They populate a world where romance blooms in waiting rooms, support is found in unexpected places, and a city’s unique character becomes the backdrop for two people to heal together.

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The Baltimorons Cast members list

– Michael Strassner as CLIFF

Michael Strassner delivers a breakthrough performance as Cliff, a man whose vulnerability is as raw as a nerve ending. Strassner portrays the delicate, jittery energy of early sobriety with heartbreaking authenticity—every awkward social interaction and moment of self-doubt is palpable. His Cliff is not a polished rom-com lead, but a beautifully flawed and relatable person trying to hold his life together one day at a time.

Strassner’s true skill is in his reactive expression. The film’s comedy and pathos often live in his eyes—the wide-eyed panic in the dental chair, the cautious hope during a shared laugh, the quiet awe as he rediscovers his city through someone else’s eyes. His journey from a man defined by his addiction to one defined by his capacity for connection is the emotional bedrock of the entire film.

– Olivia Luccardi as BRITTANY

Olivia Luccardi (It Follows, The Deuce) is perfectly cast against type as Brittany, the pragmatic, witty, and slightly world-weary dentist who finds her own routines disrupted by Cliff’s emergency. Luccardi brings a sharp intelligence and a warm, grounded presence to the role, making Brittany a fully realized character who is much more than just a romantic interest; she’s a guide, a challenger, and a fellow seeker.

Luccardi masterfully reveals the layers beneath Brittany’s professional exterior. Her performance shows a woman who is brilliant at fixing other people’s problems but may have neglected her own. The chemistry between her and Strassner is less about sparks and more about a genuine, curious connection—two people who surprise each other by being exactly what the other didn’t know they needed.

– Chris Strassner as DARLENE & Liz Larsen as DIDI

Chris Strassner brings warmth and a touch of weary humor to Darlene, likely Cliff’s sponsor or a stalwart friend from his recovery group. Their presence provides the crucial support system and hard-won wisdom that grounds Cliff’s journey, offering tough love and a much-needed reality check when the romance feels too dizzying.

Liz Larsen (The Americans, FBI) embodies Didi, who is undoubtedly Brittany’s outspoken dental hygienist or office manager. Larsen is a master of delivering hilarious, no-filter commentary, and her character will serve as both a comic relief and a fiercely loyal friend to Brittany, offering unsolicited but well-meaning advice about her new patient.

– Lewis Peterson as TOW TRUCK DRIVER & Rob Phoenix as MARVIN

Lewis Peterson appears as the Tow Truck Driver, a quintessential Baltimore character whose assistance with a Christmas Eve car trouble becomes a pivotal, and likely hilariously philosophical, detour on Cliff and Brittany’s adventure. Rob Phoenix brings gravitas to Marvin, a role that suggests a wise neighborhood figure—perhaps a bar owner (serving club soda) or a shopkeeper who offers a quiet, observing presence on their journey.

– Jessie Cohen as SHELBY & Michael Chandler as BERT

Jessie Cohen lights up the screen as Shelby, probably Brittany’s vibrant and opinionated sister or best friend. She is the antithesis of cautiousness, pushing Brittany to embrace the spontaneity of the night. Michael Chandler plays Bert, a character whose name suggests a old-school, salt-of-the-earth quality, likely a neighbor or regular at a local haunt who adds to the film’s rich sense of community.

– Zoe Strassner as MADDIE & Brian Mendes as CONWAY

Zoe Strassner brings a youthful energy as Maddie, potentially a fellow recovery attendee or a younger relative who looks up to Cliff, representing the future he’s fighting for. Brian Mendes completes the tapestry as Conway, another fixture of Cliff’s Baltimore world, whose interactions provide another layer of texture and authenticity to the film’s setting.

This Christmas, find your person. Even if you lose a tooth. Discover the unexpected magic in theaters September 5, 2025.